Come, Thou Long Expected Jesus

You’ve seen all of these, but they are still funny. These are actual signs posted in store windows. In a dry cleaner's emporium: "Drop your pants here." On the side of a garbage truck: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." On a display of 'You are my one and only' Valentine cards’: "Now available in multi-packs" In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed" In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church" Every year, we sing the same Christmas carols; and every year, they’re great!  In fact, some people look forward to the coming of Christmas just because of the Christmas carols. And why not? Christmas carols fill us with feelings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy (and maybe some anticipation and hope